rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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