ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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