what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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