I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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