Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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