My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I deserve this hangover.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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