I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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