You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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