I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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