The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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