where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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