In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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