i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
