Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
