I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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