Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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