Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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