we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
