return my video game
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You're like the curious george of whores
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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