Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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