My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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