I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
