two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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