If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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