Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
