im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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