So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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