Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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