dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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