Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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