Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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