What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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