seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just invented taco cereal.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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