careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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