Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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