I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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