fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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