You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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