I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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