Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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