make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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