He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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