I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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