How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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