i just google imaged poop.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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