Your tits are I can't wait for
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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