you guys were way drunker than both of me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Oh god it's open bar.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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