Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
