Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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