so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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