redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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