nut hugger
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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