Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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