Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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